Humorous-quotations Quote by Justin Halpern

“Red Sox looked around Jane at the patient, “Your mind reading coming back?” “With her? Sometimes?” “Huh. You getting anything from anyone else?” “Nope.”…

— J.R. Ward

“We try to teach our players that baseball is just a game, this is not life or death; there’s a lot bigger things out…

— Brian Cain

“Sometimes I talk about baseball just to annoy people who don’t understand it.”

— Tad Williams

“Baseball, more than any other sport, has a magical way of connecting fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, grandparents and grandchildren and ancestors back…

— Alan Gratz

“Here’s how you practice shrieking like an insane woman who has been locked in an attic for a great many years: You stand in…

— Gary D. Schmidt

“I remember you explaining the bases to me in this dugout. The best baseball conversation we ever had.” I lean forward and claps my…

— Katie McGarry

Dad was a pure entrepreneur. The dinner conversations weren't like, 'Did the Yankees win today?'

— Tyler Winklevoss

I know my Dad's a National League guy. I'm an American League guy. I tell him all the time we got better hitters. He's…

— Ken Griffey Jr

My relatives have always taken their baseball seriously, and proudly rooted for the Yankees when they beat the boys from Brooklyn in six remarkable…

— Ed Henry

My dad was a founder of our Little League chapter in my hometown so you talked baseball in our family for breakfast, lunch and…

— Alex Cora

“Baseball really is a glorified game of throw and catch. And if you don’t have guys who throw it really well, you can’t compete…

— Tucker Elliot

“You can never tell about those Yankees!”

— L.M. Montgomery