Humor quotes Quote by Penny Reid

“I didn’t know how men managed with something taking up so much room down there. And what the hell kind of design left a…

— Karen Chance

“What are you gonna help us with? That very tiny used condom?”

— Booth

“I became a diligent condom carrier and when most subsequent lovers had the good fortune to lie under my grunting, sweaty mass, they were…

— Rob Delaney

“Condoms seemed to her inherently wicked. But they were also inherently funny. They were like rubber gloves with only one finger, and every time…

— Margaret Atwood

“I’m gonna put a handful of condoms in the glove compartment of the car…. I don’t give a shit if you don’t want to…

— Justin Halpern

“This terrible smallness of men was bigger than him, bigger than anything.”

— Dennis Lehane

Condoms should be marked in 3 sizes: jumbo, colossal and super colossal, so that men do not have to go in and ask for…

— Barbara Seaman

“One day I was telling him that I thought that cars had replaced guns as phallic symbols for American men, and I thought it…

— Christopher Moore

“When coming to making kids: Size doesn’t count, it’s sperm count that counts.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A man’s bank balance is the new penis size.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“This car sucks.” “It was your idea. I, on the other hand, think this car if perfect size. But that might be because I’m…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“I may have overmothered you and screwed you up in ways large and small, but I think it’s time you took some measure of…

— Anonymous