Condom Quote by Barbara Seaman

There are three sizes of condoms: Small, Medium and Liar.

— Anonymous

Dear men why do yall wear condoms that are too big, Im going to find out anyway

— Treneice716

I need a human size condom, Because life loves to Fu(k me up in the @$$.

— Dustin Barbadillo-aton

“And why did men insist on buying the largest size? Didn’t they understand the concept of sizes? Did they think buying a magnum sized…

— Penny Reid

Condoms are like women...most of the time they're pretty annoying, but you need them to get laid.

— Anonymous

Condoms: If you are not 100% satisfied with our product, Happy Fathers Day!

— Anonymous

With so many girls pregnant at school, condoms should be on the supply list.

— Pretty Ladii

I'm a double XL nigga. Magazine and condom size.

— Big Sean

Away from politics, we need to openly discuss the frequency by which our females - teens & adults alike use female condoms in Uganda.…

— CHILL SAUCE KTN

Some men send me condoms and underpants. I'm not sure what they want.

— Martine McCutcheon

WHENM LIFE BRINGS YA CONDOMS WHY NOT PUT THEM ON ALL THE DICK HEADS OUT THERE

— Jessie Riley

Too many kids think condoms are nasty and vulgar, instead of as something that can save your life.

— Lisa Lopes