Cold Quote by Bruce Lansky Download Open image “In Minnesota it's so cold some nights you have to wear two condoms.” — Bruce Lansky ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cold Condom Minnesota Night Two
I love Minnesota. The cold is fine with me, being from New Jersey. — Karl-Anthony Towns Copy Share Image
If you go to Minnesota in January, you should know that it's gonna be cold. You don't panic when the thermometer falls below zero. — Peter Lynch Copy Share Image
If you can't stand the heat, then move to Minnesota. They have snow in May. — Harry S. Truman Copy Share Image
You know you're in love when you wear condoms while having sex with other women. — Owen Wilson Copy Share Image
The Winnipeg cold is different than anything I have ever experienced. — Emily Hampshire Copy Share Image
I just know that I could never spend a winter in Chicago or some place like that. I'm just not a cold weather person. — Emily Robison Copy Share Image
Of course, Minneapolis, we think, 'Oh well, it's cold there, lethally cold.' But the reality is you adapt to weather... Humans are consummately adaptable… — Dan Buettner Copy Share Image
“Parenting: Nobody really wants the job, but everybody thinks they can do better.” — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight. — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play… — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
Some golfers fantasize about playing in a foursome with Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, and Sam Snead. The way I hit I'd rather play in… — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
“Too Busy I've folded all my laundry and put it in the drawer. I've changed my linen, made my bed, and swept my bedroom… — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
“Do not oversleep and miss the school bus- you'll be late. That's a habit teachers generally don't appreciate. Never tell your friends at school… — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
Golf has more rules than any other game because golf has more cheaters than any other game — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
When your first baby drops her pacifier, you sterilize it. When your second baby drops her pacifier, you tell the dog: 'Fetch!' — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife. — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
Once ye made up yer mind to do somethin', 'tis better t'stumble o'er the small hillock of jump-ahead than t'bash yer head on the… — Karen Hawkins Copy Share Image
When you're scared - and I mean really scared, not just hearing a noise in the night, or standing toe to toe with someone… — Alexander Gordon Smith Copy Share Image
From the bitter cold winter at Valley Forge, to the mountains of Afghanistan and the deserts of Iraq, our soldiers have courageously answered when… — Solomon Ortiz Copy Share Image
When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
Of course Messi could handle a cold Tuesday night in Stoke. He'd be drinking tea and relaxing beforehand. Me? I'd probably be the same. — Neymar Copy Share Image
This cold weather has set all the young Folks to providing Bedfellows. I have signed two or three Licences every Day [as a Fairfax… — George Mason Copy Share Image
When my main character in 'Heat' climbs the tower, the highest diving platform, hoping to resume competitive diving after an injury, I am there… — Michael Cadnum Copy Share Image
You start playing when it's cold and you want to be playing when it's cold again. — Jimy Williams Copy Share Image
It would be a piece of ingenuousness to accuse the man of today of his lack of moral code. The accusation would leave him… — Jose Ortega y Gasset Copy Share Image
I would have touched it like a child But knew my finger could but have touched Cold stone and water. I grew wild, Even… — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
What's to become of the morally sound? Left out in the cold, I suppose. We must heal the sick. — Henrik Ibsen Copy Share Image
When I first started, all the reviews of Cold Chisel would say, 'This singer won't have a voice in six months.' — Jimmy Barnes Copy Share Image
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