Humour Quote by Bruce Lansky

You always nag the one you love

— Bruce Lansky

“Parenting: Nobody really wants the job, but everybody thinks they can do better.”

— Bruce Lansky

I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.

— Bruce Lansky

In Minnesota it's so cold some nights you have to wear two condoms.

— Bruce Lansky

I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play…

— Bruce Lansky

Some golfers fantasize about playing in a foursome with Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, and Sam Snead. The way I hit I'd rather play in…

— Bruce Lansky

“Do not oversleep and miss the school bus- you'll be late. That's a habit teachers generally don't appreciate. Never tell your friends at school…

— Bruce Lansky

The only thing in my bag that works is the bug spray.

— Bruce Lansky

We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance.

— Bruce Lansky

Golf has more rules than any other game because golf has more cheaters than any other game

— Bruce Lansky

When your first baby drops her pacifier, you sterilize it. When your second baby drops her pacifier, you tell the dog: 'Fetch!'

— Bruce Lansky

Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.

— Bruce Lansky