Golf has more rules than any other game because golf has more cheaters than any other game — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time. — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
“Parenting: Nobody really wants the job, but everybody thinks they can do better.” — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight. — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play… — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
Some golfers fantasize about playing in a foursome with Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, and Sam Snead. The way I hit I'd rather play in… — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
“Too Busy I've folded all my laundry and put it in the drawer. I've changed my linen, made my bed, and swept my bedroom… — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
“Do not oversleep and miss the school bus- you'll be late. That's a habit teachers generally don't appreciate. Never tell your friends at school… — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
Golf has more rules than any other game because golf has more cheaters than any other game — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
When your first baby drops her pacifier, you sterilize it. When your second baby drops her pacifier, you tell the dog: 'Fetch!' — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
