Ex wife Quote by Bruce Lansky Download Open image “Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.” — Bruce Lansky ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ex wife Exes Golf Great golf Greatest golf Life More to life Thinking Wife
They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that. — Gardner Dickinson Copy Share Image
I just go out there and play the game; I get on with things. Golf is not everything in life. — Louis Oosthuizen Copy Share Image
“Parenting: Nobody really wants the job, but everybody thinks they can do better.” — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight. — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play… — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
Some golfers fantasize about playing in a foursome with Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, and Sam Snead. The way I hit I'd rather play in… — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
“Too Busy I've folded all my laundry and put it in the drawer. I've changed my linen, made my bed, and swept my bedroom floor. I've emptied out the garbage and fixed tomorrow's lunch. I've baked some cookies for dessert and given dad a munch. I've searched the house for pencils and sharpened every one. There are so many things… — Bruce Lansky Copy Share
“Do not oversleep and miss the school bus- you'll be late. That's a habit teachers generally don't appreciate. Never tell your friends at school that you still wet your bed. They are sure to tease you, and you'll wish that you were dead. Never call your teacher a name when she's not near you. Teachers' ears are excellent, so they… — Bruce Lansky Copy Share
Golf has more rules than any other game because golf has more cheaters than any other game — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
When your first baby drops her pacifier, you sterilize it. When your second baby drops her pacifier, you tell the dog: 'Fetch!' — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
There was a man named Robert Dear who in court said he was a warrior for the babies, whose ex-wife talked about his Christian… — Chris Hayes Copy Share Image
My ex-wife was trying to be nice once, so she took me to a concert in Los Angeles. I went with her to Symphony Hall, and the orchestra was playing. When the show started, the spotlight was sharp on this one man (Andres Segovia) and he had sombrero on and his guitar propped up like this and, oh man ...… — B. B. King Copy Share
The drink? Yes, I've had tough times in my life, especially the last year, regarding my ex-wife, my kids, I nearly broke my neck,… — Paul Gascoigne Copy Share Image
My father's very public life as Famous Amos was the opposite of that of his ex-wife, my mother Shirley, who was fighting a very… — Shawn Amos Copy Share Image
To his ex-wife in court, he said I lost interest in you when the Botox lost its effect and you looked like a plastic… — Peter Jackson Copy Share Image
You will not easily get a man to believe that his carnal love for the woman he has made his wife is as high… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Besides Bob Satterfield, the only ones who ever hurt me were my ex-wives. — Jake LaMotta Copy Share Image
“To me, love is either a pebble, a rock, or a boulder. Or a grain of sand, if you’re trying to measure the love… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I talked to ex-wives of musicians of the '70s for research. They're the funniest people in the world, yet there is this sad, beautiful… — Kate Hudson Copy Share Image
I just want to bend fire. You know, it'd be cool to throw some fire to a couple of old agents, the ex wife. — David Faustino Copy Share Image
The reality is that I surround myself with very smart, very strong people - including my ex-wives. — Ronald Perelman Copy Share Image
For me, my films are not like my children. They are like my ex-wife. They gave me so much; I gave them so much;… — Alfonso Cuaron Copy Share Image
