Cheating Quote by Bruce Lansky Download Open image “On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied.” — Bruce Lansky ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cheating Golf Golfers Great golf Greatest golf Lied Percent Surveys
At first a golfer excuses a dismal performance by claiming bad lies. With experience, he covers up with better ones. — Lee P. Brown Copy Share Image
Golf does strange things to other people, too. It makes liars out of honest men, cheats out of altruists, cowards out of brave men… — Milt Gross Copy Share Image
The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise. — Tommy Bolt Copy Share Image
To be truthful, I think golfers are overpaid. It's unreal, and I have trouble dealing with the guilt sometimes. — Colin Montgomerie Copy Share Image
“The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.” — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I used to play golf with a guy who cheated so badly that he once had a hole in one and wrote down zero… — Bob Bruce Copy Share Image
Golf has more rules than any other game because golf has more cheaters than any other game — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
“Parenting: Nobody really wants the job, but everybody thinks they can do better.” — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight. — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play… — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
Some golfers fantasize about playing in a foursome with Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, and Sam Snead. The way I hit I'd rather play in… — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
“Too Busy I've folded all my laundry and put it in the drawer. I've changed my linen, made my bed, and swept my bedroom… — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
“Do not oversleep and miss the school bus- you'll be late. That's a habit teachers generally don't appreciate. Never tell your friends at school… — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
Golf has more rules than any other game because golf has more cheaters than any other game — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
When your first baby drops her pacifier, you sterilize it. When your second baby drops her pacifier, you tell the dog: 'Fetch!' — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
Where I grew up, learning was a collective activity. But when I got to school and tried to share learning with other students that… — Henry Giroux Copy Share Image
Being faithful shouldn't be challenging, cheating should. Too bad its the other way around though. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you leave someone for another person, don't be surprised if that person leaves you for someone else. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The one thing I absolutely hate about social media are the people who abuse it. Whenever I see a person who constantly posts negative… — Jazmin Garcia Copy Share Image
They have no right to complain! If women were cool with knowing their man is cheating on them then they have no right to… — Eric Williams Copy Share Image
Sometimes it's better to shut up and leave me alone then pester me constantly because I am a human and I have feelings too… — Tamika-leeigh Copy Share Image
“To keep myself from harming or calling N and to stave off the rage and despair, I focus on my extraordinary son, drink midrange… — Suzanne Finnamore Copy Share Image
Here is your government at work. A congressman from Colorado said he wants to draft a rule that would make it unethical to have… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Cheating is like eating fast food. You do it, you enjoy it, and then you end up feeling like shit. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
One of two things when the guy you're dating isn't really ready to commit. He's an a**hole and he's cheating on you; bottom line… — Michael Catherwood Copy Share Image
A relationship should satisfy you emotionally and physically, if it doesn't satisfy you fix it or leave. Cheating will make things worse. — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image