Claims Quote by Tommy Bolt Download Open image “The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise.” — Tommy Bolt ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Claims Exercise Fitness Funny Games Golf game Golfers Humorous Liars Play Sports World
At first a golfer excuses a dismal performance by claiming bad lies. With experience, he covers up with better ones. — Lee P. Brown Copy Share Image
Golf does strange things to other people, too. It makes liars out of honest men, cheats out of altruists, cowards out of brave men… — Milt Gross Copy Share Image
You can always tell the golfer who's winning: he's the one who keeps telling his opponent that it's only a game. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Someone who's honest about their golf game, I think, is a person who's right in the world. — Rich Eisen Copy Share Image
On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied. — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
I have aspirations to try and compete professionally. Any golfer that competes in tournaments would be lying if they said they didn't. — Lucas Black Copy Share Image
“The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.” — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Every golfer has a little monster in him. It's just that type of sport. — Fuzzy Zoeller Copy Share Image
The only sure rule in golf is he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie. — Mickey Mantle Copy Share Image
In golf, driving is a game of free-swinging muscle control, while putting is something like performing eye surgery and using a bread knife for… — Tommy Bolt Copy Share Image
Water holes are sacrificial waters where you make a steady gift of your pride and high-priced balls. — Tommy Bolt Copy Share Image
I've thrown or broken a few clubs in my day. In fact, I guess at one time or another I probably held distance records… — Tommy Bolt Copy Share Image
Actually I was more of a breaker than a thrower - most of them putters. I broke so many of those that I probably… — Tommy Bolt Copy Share Image
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. — Tommy Bolt Copy Share Image
Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer. — Tommy Bolt Copy Share Image
If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don't have… — Tommy Bolt Copy Share Image
I know you can be fined for throwing a club, but I want to know if you can get fined for throwing a caddie? — Tommy Bolt Copy Share Image
They throw their clubs backwards, and that's wrong. You should always throw a club ahead of you so that you don't have to walk… — Tommy Bolt Copy Share Image
Always throw your clubs ahead of you. That way you don't have to waste energy going back to pick them up. — Tommy Bolt Copy Share Image
One of the worst things to come out of the Consumer Protection Board's misleading claims is the impression that government resources are to hard… — Matthew Lesko Copy Share Image
Now I am in the place I call this wide wide Heaven because it includes all my simplest desires but also the most humble… — Alice Sebold Copy Share Image
A common fallacy in much of the adverse criticism to which science is subjected today is that it claims certainty, infallibility and complete emotional… — Cyril Norman Hinshelwood Copy Share Image
We do not claim that punning is legitimate wit. Wit consists in combination of ideas, punning in combination of words only. We wonder at… — Harriet Hosmer Copy Share Image
It is popular to call it a crisis of the Western world. It is in fact a crisis of the whole world. Communism, which… — Whittaker Chambers Copy Share Image
One argument goes that recessions are good for female artists because when money flies out the window, women are allowed in the house. The… — Jerry Saltz Copy Share Image
Atheist’s denial of God’s existence needs just as much substantiation as does the theist’s claim; the atheist must give plausible reasons for rejecting God’s… — Paul Copan Copy Share Image
In luggage claim at the Minneapolis airport, the guy came up to me and said, "Maybe you're wrong, maybe stories do matter." I wrote… — Kate DiCamillo Copy Share Image
The rights essential to happiness. . . . We claim them from a higher source - from the King of kings and Lord of all the earth. — John Dickinson Copy Share Image
Those who do not know what love is likens it to beauty Those who claim to know what love is likens it to ugliness… — Tite Kubo Copy Share Image
Religions do make claims about the universe--the same kinds of claims that scientists make, except they're usually false. — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
