Funny Quote by Mickey Mantle

He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.

— Mickey Mantle

He who have the fastest cart never have to play a bad lie.

— Mickey Mantle

At first a golfer excuses a dismal performance by claiming bad lies. With experience, he covers up with better ones.

— Lee P. Brown

The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise.

— Tommy Bolt

The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

— George Deukmejian

Golf does strange things to other people, too. It makes liars out of honest men, cheats out of altruists, cowards out of brave men…

— Milt Gross

"Play it as it lies" is one of the fundamental dictates of golf

— Henry Beard

If there is one thing golf demands above all else, it is honesty.

— Jack Nicklaus

One of the worst mistakes you can make in golf is trying to force the game.

— Jack Nicklaus

The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

— George Deukmejian

A golfers game is only as good as his attitude

— Tanner Christensen

A golfer should never make a mental mistake because the ball is just sitting there waiting for you to hit it.

— Tiger Woods