Balls Quote by Bruce Lansky Download Open image “Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.” — Bruce Lansky ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Balls Funny golf Funny golfing Golf Golf ball Golf jokes Golfing Good golf Great golf Great golfing Greatest golf Opponents Talking
Golf is played between the ears and if you are not 100 percent focused on what you are trying to do, then people will… — Lee Westwood Copy Share Image
If you've ever played golf, you know that you yell 'fore' off the tee. You're not threatening somebody; you're warning them: 'Look, don't get… — John F. Kerry Copy Share Image
The object of golf is to beat someone. Make sure that someone is not yourself. — Bobby Jones Copy Share Image
You're the only one in control over your golf ball. It's not like tennis: you're hitting a shot and somebody's hitting it back at… — Lee Westwood Copy Share Image
Conversation is much like a tennis game except that in tennis you try to put the ball in the most difficult position for the… — Margery Wilson Copy Share Image
I have a lot of friends, in and out of golf, and there is a mutual trust. I'm very serious at the course. Maybe… — Vijay Singh Copy Share Image
When I'm swinging well, nobody hits the golf ball any better than I do. — David Duval Copy Share Image
I mean, it's just not that fun to play golf when you don't know where the ball is going. — Viktor Hovland Copy Share Image
I never mixed with golfers when I was playing, mainly because I didn't want to talk golf all night. — Nick Faldo Copy Share Image
If you pick up a golfer and hold it close to your ear, like a conch shell, and listen, you will hear an alibi. — Fred Beck Copy Share Image
A lot about golf is do with backing yourself to play well when you do play. — Shane Lowry Copy Share Image
“Parenting: Nobody really wants the job, but everybody thinks they can do better.” — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight. — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play… — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
Some golfers fantasize about playing in a foursome with Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, and Sam Snead. The way I hit I'd rather play in… — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
“Too Busy I've folded all my laundry and put it in the drawer. I've changed my linen, made my bed, and swept my bedroom… — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
“Do not oversleep and miss the school bus- you'll be late. That's a habit teachers generally don't appreciate. Never tell your friends at school… — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
Golf has more rules than any other game because golf has more cheaters than any other game — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
When your first baby drops her pacifier, you sterilize it. When your second baby drops her pacifier, you tell the dog: 'Fetch!' — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
Once you pull the trigger, you've got to throw balls aggressively and with conviction. — Alex Smith Copy Share Image
Thinking about the things that happened, I don't know any other ball player would could have done what he (Jackie Robinson) did. To be… — Pee Wee Reese Copy Share Image
Play small ball. Get back to basics. I would say that you need to be a conservative, but you need to maintain your independent… — Andrea Tantaros Copy Share Image
Donald Trump is a different ball of wax. I've been trying to say for I don't know how many months now that the traditional… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Well, you can certainly teach free-throwing. And you can teach the boys to pass at angles and run in curves. - University of Kansas… — Darryl Dawkins Copy Share Image
Maybe bring in sponge balls to learn the technique and gain that experience of actually challenging for a header. — Ryan Mason Copy Share Image
I like René Descartes' theory about a ball of wax. You can change its form from solid to liquid, but it's still the same… — Emmy Rossum Copy Share Image
It wasn't really touching to be young; it was touching not to be young, because you had less of life left. Touching to be… — Rose Macaulay Copy Share Image
This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Common sense is the guy who tells you that you ought to have had your brakes relined last week before you smashed a front… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image