The golf ball doesn't care about know how hard you're working, or how many hours you slept that night. It only matters,… — Viktor Hovland Copy Share Image
I have to chase down the most scientifically efficient way to get the golf ball in the hole. — Bryson DeChambeau Copy Share Image
We put suffocation warnings on all the - on every piece of plastic film manufactured in the United States or for sale… — Gever Tulley Copy Share Image
You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it. — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a… — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
You look out on the driving range and it looks like snow, but it isn't, it's covered in golf balls. — John Scott Copy Share Image
In Valdosta, Ga., during a mini-tour event, a player named James Black bet me $20 he could put five golf balls in… — Gary McCord Copy Share Image
When I swing at a golf ball right, my mind is blank and my body is loose as a goose. — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
It is technology. They all changed to a harder golf ball, so they gave up spinning on the greens. They all changed… — Tiger Woods Copy Share Image
My grandpa was the one; he started taking up golf when I was about two and introduced me to the game as… — Rickie Fowler Copy Share Image
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot."… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
Addressing a golf ball would seem to be a simple matter; that is, to the uninitiated who cannot appreciate that a golf… — Bobby Jones Copy Share Image
Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole.… — Chuck Hogan Copy Share Image
If I'm not driving the golf ball, now I can rely on something else to really get me through. It took me… — Gary Woodland Copy Share Image
When I'm swinging well, nobody hits the golf ball any better than I do. — David Duval Copy Share Image
As if we don't have enough volence on television. After her husband accidentally hit two spectators with golf balls during a celebrity… — Barbara Bush Copy Share Image
Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half? Someone gets mad at you. I found this out… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
“Unrequited love is no more or less than a kidney stone. The size of a grain of sand, a pea, a marble… — Daphne de Vigan Copy Share Image
I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a… — Gerald R. Ford Copy Share Image
I mention all the time to friends of mine, when I was in high school I had no sense of how much… — Patrick Cantlay Copy Share Image
“A mosquito. Up here, once the bloodthirsty insects got a bead on you, they came in like a squadron of fighter planes.… — L.A. Dobbs Copy Share Image
Golf cannot be played in anger, or in any mood of emotiional excess. Half the golf balls struck by amateurs are hit… — George Plimpton Copy Share Image
If you look at eggs, you will see that each one is almost round but not quite ... Nature's way of distinguishing… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
