Asphalt Quote by T. S. Eliot

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.

— Robert Wilson Lynd

Those who the gods seek to destroy first, learn how to play golf.

— Leslie Nielsen

Golf is the most useless outdoor game ever devised to waste the time and try the spirit of man.

— Westbrook Pegler

Golf was never a religion to me.

— Dan Jenkins

Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.

— Bob Hope

No golfers journey is complete without a pilgrimage to St. Andrews, the mecca of the game. This is where it all began, back in…

— Alex Shoumatoff

They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

— Joni Mitchell

Never fail to appreciate GOD in every single day of your life, imagine life without him our road would be dim.

— Analiza Garcia

On this road there are no godspoke men. They are gone and I am left and they have taken with them the world.

— Cormac McCarthy

Earth ... God's golf ball.

— Don Van Vliet

God tipped the country and all the fruits and nuts rolled west.

— Mike Royko

There were a lot of gods. Gods always come in handy, they justify almost anything.

— Margaret Atwood