Ball Quote by Dan Jenkins

I’m going to pass a law that no one can ask me my golf score.

— Dwight D. Eisenhower

You must remind yourself at all times that the golf ball is nothing. It's an object. It's something to be swatted and sometimes lost…

— Dan Jenkins

You can't lose an old golf ball.

— John A. Willis

Fairway: a narrow strip of mown grass that separates two groups of golfers looking for lost balls in the rough.

— Henry Beard

Golf is not, and never has been, a fair game.

— Jack Nicklaus

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.

— Woodrow Wilson

A golf ball can stop in the fairway, rough, woods, bunker or lake. With five equally likely options, very few balls choose the fairway.

— Jim Bishop

Real ballers don't golf.

— Rasheed Wallace

You can't go into a shop and buy a good game of golf.

— Sam Snead

We find things where we look for them, which is why I never look for a golf ball out of bounds.

— Robert Breault

Golf is golf.

— Patrick Cantlay

Golf is typical capitalist luncay.

— George Bernard Shaw