Balls Quote by Dan Jenkins

I haven't looked for a golf ball since mulligans were free, which was a law I passed in 1995.

— Dan Jenkins

One thing both men have in common is a love of golf and a shared knowledge of the word "mulligan," which means a do-over…

— Barack Obama

Golf is the Lord's punishment for man's sins.

— James Reston, Jr

“You know why God invented Golf?' Service asked the ME, who shrugged. 'To keep assholes off trout streams.”

— Joseph Heywood

“Now, I was well aware that certain sports required certain modes of dress for protection, but I failed to see how wearing a sleeveless…

— Kelley Armstrong

I could have rolled the ball up there against Musial, and he would have pulled out a golf club and hit it out.

— Don Newcombe

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with…

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers

— Tracey Ullman

Those who the gods seek to destroy first, learn how to play golf.

— Leslie Nielsen

Golf asks something of a man. It makes one loathe mediocrity. It seems to say, "If you are going to keep company with me,…

— Gary Player

Give me a man with big hands and big feet and no brains and I'll make a golfer out of him.

— Walter Hagen

“Of all the recreational activities of man, golf had to be the stupidest. The massive effort to beat nature into submission--daily moving, watering, and…

— Maggie Thrash