Ball Quote by Dan Jenkins

Golf is a stupid game. You tee up this little ball, really this tiny ball. Then you hit it, try to find it, hit…

— Juli Inkster

The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of…

— Dan Jenkins

Golf is golf. You hit the ball, you go find it. Then you hit it again.

— Lon Hinkle

A golf ball is white, dimpled like a bishop's knees, and is the size of small mandarin oranges or those huge pills which vets…

— Frank Muir

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the…

— Anonymous

The only times you touch the ball with your hand are when you tee it up and when you pick it out of the…

— Ken Venturi

Golf is a terrible, hopeless addiction, it seems: it makes its devotees willing to trudge miles in any manner of weather, lugging a huge,…

— Mike Seabrook

In golf, there are times when you hit a ball so perfectly that you never feel the ball leave your club.

— Adam Vinatieri

I mean, it's just not that fun to play golf when you don't know where the ball is going.

— Viktor Hovland

I don't play golf. I don't know anything about golf.

— Harry Enfield

Golf balls are sweet: dimpled and sometimes even smiling.

— Steve Rushin

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.

— Woodrow Wilson