Balls Quote by Steve Rushin

People always say golfers don't smile. But there is so much psychology in golf so we have to be a bit robotic.

— Lee Westwood

Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.

— Tommy Armour

Golf's funny, and it is hard to moan about it.

— Shane Lowry

I'm not a big golfer, but I love to go get a bucket of balls and just smack the balls around. That's my type…

— Robert Horry

The real way to enjoy playing golf is to take pleasure not in the score, but in the execution of strokes.

— Bobby Jones

Golf is a diabolical game. It's easy to make fun of something that's so bizarre, so painful, so humiliating... yet so joyous.

— Ken Green

A golf ball is white, dimpled like a bishop's knees, and is the size of small mandarin oranges or those huge pills which vets…

— Frank Muir

Like one's own children, golf has an uncanny way of endearing itself to us while at the same time evoking every weakness of mind…

— Timothy Gallwey

The fun part of golf is the variety of shots. In football you can do anything with a ball, but you can do anything…

— Johan Cruijff

Golf is golf.

— Patrick Cantlay

You must remind yourself at all times that the golf ball is nothing. It's an object. It's something to be swatted and sometimes lost…

— Dan Jenkins

Golf is a terrible, hopeless addiction, it seems: it makes its devotees willing to trudge miles in any manner of weather, lugging a huge,…

— Mike Seabrook