Als Quote by Greg Gutfeld

Always keep in mind that if God didn't want a man to have mulligans, golf balls wouldn't come three to a sleeve.

— Dan Jenkins

My doctor asked me how many golf balls I had hit in my career. I'm lying there in bed calculating somewhere between four and…

— Greg Norman

I wouldn't have raced a horse. But you'll then throw back at me that Jesse Owens raced against a horse, and he's one of…

— Sebastian Coe

I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.

— Bob Hope

If you look at eggs, you will see that each one is almost round but not quite ... Nature's way of distinguishing eggs from…

— Robert Benchley

In Valdosta, Ga., during a mini-tour event, a player named James Black bet me $20 he could put five golf balls in his mouth…

— Gary McCord

You look out on the driving range and it looks like snow, but it isn't, it's covered in golf balls.

— John Scott

As a kid, I might have been psycho, I guess, but I used to throw golf balls in the trees and try and somehow…

— Tiger Woods

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

— Mark Twain

Golf balls are sweet: dimpled and sometimes even smiling.

— Steve Rushin

For all the fun, don't forget: I always knew when to put my golf balls down and practice.

— Ernie Els

“It's considered good sportsmanship not to pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.”

— Mark Twain