I guess if your heart's in the right place, the trash can go anywhere. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
The metric system was designed to get people to enter charity runs.Do you think you would go run a 3.1 mile race?… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
You should just go, go to work, work hard, be a perfectionist, be a workhorse. If you work 10 years straight, you'll… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
It goes back to the if identity becomes your achievement, what do you do, this is what happens? And I do think… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
[Obamacare] has to be enforced because nobody wants it. This is the nature of progressive government they don't care if it's not… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
I don't know if you get anything more adorable than a tiny pig eating an apple. And here's a fun fact. This… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
Delayed gratification is the one thing we ignore these days. And if you delay it, it becomes more pleasurable later in life. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
The inevitability of abortion. But I refuse to accept the amoral consequences that are even far worse than that, which is harvesting… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
You also wonder if a restaurant placed an ad that read, "Only homeless need apply," would they get fined? Probably not. But… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
It's easy to whip up resentment against anything that smacks with authority. Nobody ever organizes over pan handlers. So even if a… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
Paternity, paternity. Let's think about this. This discriminates against the childless. So you get a year off because you produce a brat.… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
Chris Matthews is so nuts that if he ate a snickers bar it would be cannibalism. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
I'm sure if you could survey the unborn they would prefer the chance for life over the options of solar power. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
[If Republicans] got to put their kids into public school. They got to take public health. They would become libertarian faster than… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
If a journalist calls you a racist, chances are, all other journalists will call you a racist. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
If you're a Republican and rich, that's evil. But if you're a Democrat and rich, that's great. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
If Russia had the same military power that America did, earth would be called Russia. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
92 people are killed every single day in car fatalities. What if we filmed every one of them? No one would drive cars. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
I have friends my age who started smoking pot when they got out of college. They didn't get anywhere. But if they… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
We used to actually kill each other before we discovered rhetoric in words. If you look at other countries, there are people… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
If the immigrant is responsible for assimilation of the country, and some of these people are in fact are born there. But… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
If you're hiring, if you're the person doing the hiring, forgive a scar or two. Remember that when we were young, we… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
If you throw the baby away, that's garbage. But no, the heart's precious. You could get something, you could save a life.… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
They [policemen] are in a profession that if you do the job incorrectly, or proceeding incorrectly, it's over for you because there… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
How funny is it that so many professors labeled Tea Partiers as terrorists, while kissing the asses of real, bona fide terrorists?… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
What begins as a Utopian vision, always - always - ends in bloodshed. Because you have to force a utopia on a free people.… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
“Politics is way cool, as long as it’s progressive. Conservatives by nature hate politics and politicians.” — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
I haven't used that word since I was 7 years old. I don't understand Donald Trump. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
I don't understand why a 40 is a quarter of beer when a 40 is 40 ounces. It's time to embrace the metric system. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
At a certain point, we need to figure out how to reward those who choose a path that offers, often, almost no reward. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
There's always something heroic and romantic about taking a stand against the powers that be. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
How odd that the proponents of free expression think 'free' only applies to them. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
“separately.) The truth is that conservatives do have the cool message.” — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
You can't get more racist than hating black conservatives just because they're black. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
When one becomes a liberal, he or she pretends to advocate tolerance, equality and peace, but hilariously, they’re doing so for purely selfish reasons.… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
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