Charity Quote by Greg Gutfeld

Of course Evil's afoot. If it had switched to the metric system it'd be up to a meter by now.

— Jim Butcher

Drugs have taught an entire generation of kids the metric system

— Anonymous

Nobody in the United States knows what either a "meter" or a "kilogram" is. The whole reason why we fought the Cold War was…

— Dave Barry

If god had meant us to use the metric system he would have given us ten finger and ten toes.

— Judith Stone

I don't understand why a 40 is a quarter of beer when a 40 is 40 ounces. It's time to embrace the metric system.

— Greg Gutfeld

I'm not familiar with the metric system.

— Patton Oswalt

“The metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.”

— Dave Barry

“There is only one universal language, which is the language of numbers and proportions that are so striking and stunningly built into the Great…

— Willem Witteveen

“The only measurement I understand is perfection.”

— Amit Kalantri

God invented man, and man invented the metric system.

— Salvador Dali

The most lasting and universal consequence of the French revolution is the metric system

— Eric Hobsbawm

In the heavens we discover [stars] by their light, and by their light alone ... the sole evidence of the existence of these distant…

— James Clerk Maxwell

If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 apostles.

— Jesse Helms

There was a sound like a human yawn, and then the skull turned slightly toward me and asked, "What's up, boss?" "Evil's afoot." "Well,…

— Jim Butcher

The weightlifting competition I saw was the women's 63 kg class. I'm not sure whether this means the actual women weighed 63 kg or…

— Dave Barry