We have two nations, and it's not black or white. It's red and blue. Under Republican leadership, cities tend to do better.… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
I don't know if you get anything more adorable than a tiny pig eating an apple. And here's a fun fact. This… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
Look, this debate is basic: it's small government vs. big government. So how cowardly do folks like Blood and Frank Rich have… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
Politicians, you know Harry Reid hates you. We get it. But when somebody from "The New York Times" or "The Washington Post"… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
The best thing about Ikea - I'm going to do a quiz here - the names. Do you know what a Floria… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
Lion is a beautiful creature. It's a wonderful creature. But it's easy outrage. And I also believe that this kind of outrage… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
They [policemen] are in a profession that if you do the job incorrectly, or proceeding incorrectly, it's over for you because there… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
The government is controlling your mind through chem trails, we all know this is true. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
What begins as a Utopian vision, always - always - ends in bloodshed. Because you have to force a utopia on a free people.… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
“Politics is way cool, as long as it’s progressive. Conservatives by nature hate politics and politicians.” — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
I haven`t used that word since I was 7 years old. I don`t understand Donald Trump. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
I don't understand why a 40 is a quarter of beer when a 40 is 40 ounces. It's time to embrace the metric system. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
At a certain point, we need to figure out how to reward those who choose a path that offers, often, almost no reward. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
There's always something heroic and romantic about taking a stand against the powers that be. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
How odd that the proponents of free expression think 'free' only applies to them. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
“separately.) The truth is that conservatives do have the cool message.” — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
You can't get more racist than hating black conservatives just because they're black. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
When one becomes a liberal, he or she pretends to advocate tolerance, equality and peace, but hilariously, they’re doing so for purely selfish reasons.… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image