Paternity, paternity. Let's think about this. This discriminates against the childless. So you get a year off because you produce a brat.… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
The inevitability of abortion. But I refuse to accept the amoral consequences that are even far worse than that, which is harvesting… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
So the villains aren't gay-hating Islamists or women killing tyrants, but actually us: an American Congress bent on the apocalypse. Don't we… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
The only time Democrats won't use children as a prop is at a pro-life rally. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
Adults use children in order to survive because now, we have this [kids] tissue that can allow us to live longer. And… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
“Of course, the cool kids have no idea that what they’re engaging in is really just another biological trick. They actually think… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
If you throw the baby away, that's garbage. But no, the heart's precious. You could get something, you could save a life.… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
What begins as a Utopian vision, always - always - ends in bloodshed. Because you have to force a utopia on a free people.… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
“Politics is way cool, as long as it’s progressive. Conservatives by nature hate politics and politicians.” — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
I haven`t used that word since I was 7 years old. I don`t understand Donald Trump. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
I don't understand why a 40 is a quarter of beer when a 40 is 40 ounces. It's time to embrace the metric system. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
At a certain point, we need to figure out how to reward those who choose a path that offers, often, almost no reward. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
There's always something heroic and romantic about taking a stand against the powers that be. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
How odd that the proponents of free expression think 'free' only applies to them. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
“separately.) The truth is that conservatives do have the cool message.” — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
You can't get more racist than hating black conservatives just because they're black. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
When one becomes a liberal, he or she pretends to advocate tolerance, equality and peace, but hilariously, they’re doing so for purely selfish reasons.… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image