Beer Quote by Greg Gutfeld

If someone sees me with what looks like a beer, it's always zero per cent.

— Steve Lukather

I'm not familiar with the metric system.

— Patton Oswalt

40 is just a fancy word for old timer...

— Anonymous

People think they don’t understand math, but it’s all about how you explain it to them. If you ask a drunkard what number is…

— Israel Gelfand

I'm not good with time. Like, if I ask you the time and you say A quarter to 2, I wouldn't know. Why can't…

— Nicole Polizzi

Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.

— Mickey Mouse

Once in a rare while, somebody comes along who doesn't just raise the bar, they create an entirely new standard of measurement.

— Dick Costolo

Forty is ... an age at which people have histories and options. At thirty, they had perhaps less history. At fifty, perhaps fewer options.

— Ellen Goodman

Once you hit 40, you start reexamining the math of it all. I'll trade wisdom for youth any day.

— Brad Pitt

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

— Anonymous

With a metric you can really go to town, otherwise it is just abstract nonsense.

— Jennifer Tour Chayes

We turn to quantities when we can't compare the qualities of things.

— Marvin Minsky