Paternity, paternity. Let's think about this. This discriminates against the childless. So you get a year off because you produce a brat.… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
Job creation is important I think, but it's not the critical issue for Republicans. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
The metric system was designed to get people to enter charity runs.Do you think you would go run a 3.1 mile race?… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
I think the reason why 'Red Eye' is popular is because we question the common assumptions that you find elsewhere. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
There's an argument that celebrities stop growing mentally the moment they reach stardom and then they just - everything goes away. I… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
I'm thinking about American votes and American - all Americans, black or white have to be concerned about what's happening in the… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
It goes back to the if identity becomes your achievement, what do you do, this is what happens? And I do think… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
One thing I noticed when I was young was I was impatient for success. I think everybody is impatient for success. It… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
As foreign attacks increase, it's easy to treat them like bad weather happening somewhere else. It's what we read over breakfast. But… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
I think the cult of personality is the thing that people find a real problem with. It's hard to unify behind something… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
Whenever there's an act of terror, its guns, its Christians, it's republicans, but the FBI can't say Islamism because it's too politically… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
We need somebody that can unify a country in spite of a vocal powerful media that's intent on division. It's not about… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
Monitoring activities is neither new or intrusive. We did that with communities in terms of getting rid of the mob. And cops,… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
Ideas are things that happen at any time because you're constantly thinking and evaluating life as if it were an eternally unsolvable… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
I agree and I disagree in the sense that I think that he [Donald Trump] has a fondness for autocrats, but at… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
It's not enough to be right because he [Rick Perry] is right, you got to be persuasively right, got to be intellectually… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
American people, what about the American people? I think the president delights in the fact that they have been roofied by technology… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
What begins as a Utopian vision, always - always - ends in bloodshed. Because you have to force a utopia on a free people.… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
“Politics is way cool, as long as it’s progressive. Conservatives by nature hate politics and politicians.” — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
I haven`t used that word since I was 7 years old. I don`t understand Donald Trump. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
I don't understand why a 40 is a quarter of beer when a 40 is 40 ounces. It's time to embrace the metric system. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
At a certain point, we need to figure out how to reward those who choose a path that offers, often, almost no reward. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
There's always something heroic and romantic about taking a stand against the powers that be. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
How odd that the proponents of free expression think 'free' only applies to them. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
“separately.) The truth is that conservatives do have the cool message.” — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
You can't get more racist than hating black conservatives just because they're black. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
When one becomes a liberal, he or she pretends to advocate tolerance, equality and peace, but hilariously, they’re doing so for purely selfish reasons.… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image