Paternity, paternity. Let's think about this. This discriminates against the childless. So you get a year off because you produce a brat.… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
You should just go, go to work, work hard, be a perfectionist, be a workhorse. If you work 10 years straight, you'll… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
[In] 2010, Woody Allen said that he felt Barack Obama should be a dictator so that he could get things done, and… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
Monitoring activities is neither new or intrusive. We did that with communities in terms of getting rid of the mob. And cops,… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
When immigrants go into the worse neighborhood and they fix it up, they should become citizens. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
What begins as a Utopian vision, always - always - ends in bloodshed. Because you have to force a utopia on a free people.… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
“Politics is way cool, as long as it’s progressive. Conservatives by nature hate politics and politicians.” — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
I haven`t used that word since I was 7 years old. I don`t understand Donald Trump. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
I don't understand why a 40 is a quarter of beer when a 40 is 40 ounces. It's time to embrace the metric system. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
At a certain point, we need to figure out how to reward those who choose a path that offers, often, almost no reward. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
There's always something heroic and romantic about taking a stand against the powers that be. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
How odd that the proponents of free expression think 'free' only applies to them. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
“separately.) The truth is that conservatives do have the cool message.” — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
You can't get more racist than hating black conservatives just because they're black. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
When one becomes a liberal, he or she pretends to advocate tolerance, equality and peace, but hilariously, they’re doing so for purely selfish reasons.… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
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