I don't understand why a 40 is a quarter of beer when a 40 is 40 ounces. It's time to embrace the metric system. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
“You can tell all that about me from your measuring tape?' 'Well, I use the metric system, It's the only way to… — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
The most lasting and universal consequence of the French revolution is the metric system — Eric Hobsbawm Copy Share Image
“The metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.” — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Money is just like the metric system: you work more, you earn more and there’s always an extra zero to be added.… — Luca Pesaro Copy Share Image
If god had meant us to use the metric system he would have given us ten finger and ten toes. — Judith Stone Copy Share Image
If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 apostles. — Jesse Helms Copy Share Image
“of measurement is in the metric system, our ovens are calibrated in Fahrenheit. However, if your oven is in Celsius, the following… — N.T. Alcuaz Copy Share Image
“During the meeting in Delhi with Dirac on 12 January 1955, Nehru asked him if he had any recommendations for the future… — Graham Farmelo Copy Share Image
“All i have to offer is this: i hold a valid driver's license and I know the way to the hospital. I… — Brian Fies Copy Share Image
The metric system was designed to get people to enter charity runs.Do you think you would go run a 3.1 mile race?… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
“America has faced hardships in the past but we have always mounted a comeback! We defeated the Nazis, we defeated the Native… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
“The French writer Edmond About, who visited Greece in 1832, a dozen years after its independence, reports how peasants struggled with the… — Nassim Nicholas Taleb Copy Share Image
There was a sound like a human yawn, and then the skull turned slightly toward me and asked, "What's up, boss?" "Evil's… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“There is only one universal language, which is the language of numbers and proportions that are so striking and stunningly built into… — Willem Witteveen Copy Share Image
“A molecule of hydrogen…whether in Sirius or in Arcturus, executes its vibrations in precisely the same time. Each molecule therefore throughout the… — James Clerk Maxwell Copy Share Image
Of course Evil's afoot. If it had switched to the metric system it'd be up to a meter by now. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Nobody in the United States knows what either a "meter" or a "kilogram" is. The whole reason why we fought the Cold… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The weightlifting competition I saw was the women's 63 kg class. I'm not sure whether this means the actual women weighed 63… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
In the heavens we discover [stars] by their light, and by their light alone ... the sole evidence of the existence of… — James Clerk Maxwell Copy Share Image
“The term micro-hub didn't have much to do with the size of the drones. It was nomenclature Hail's crew used to refer… — Brett Arquette Copy Share Image
![“In the heavens we discover [stars] by their light, and by their light alone ... the sole evidence of the existence of these distant worlds ... that each of them is built up of molecules of the same kinds we find on earth. A molecule of hydrogen, for example, whether in Sirius or in Arcturus…” quote by James Clerk Maxwell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/0b3/james-clerk-maxwell-10636_archives_in-the-heavens-we-discover-stars-by-thei_1928846.jpg)
