I don't understand why a 40 is a quarter of beer when a 40 is 40 ounces. It's time to embrace the metric system. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
“Money is just like the metric system: you work more, you earn more and there’s always an extra zero to be added.… — Luca Pesaro Copy Share Image
“The metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.” — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
There was a sound like a human yawn, and then the skull turned slightly toward me and asked, "What's up, boss?" "Evil's… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
The metric system was designed to get people to enter charity runs.Do you think you would go run a 3.1 mile race?… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
“of measurement is in the metric system, our ovens are calibrated in Fahrenheit. However, if your oven is in Celsius, the following… — N.T. Alcuaz Copy Share Image
If god had meant us to use the metric system he would have given us ten finger and ten toes. — Judith Stone Copy Share Image
Of course Evil's afoot. If it had switched to the metric system it'd be up to a meter by now. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“A molecule of hydrogen....whether in Sirius or in Arcturus, executes its vibrations in precisely the same time. Each molecule therefore throughout the… — James Clerk Maxwell Copy Share Image
If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 apostles. — Jesse Helms Copy Share Image
“The French writer Edmond About, who visited Greece in 1832, a dozen years after its independence, reports how peasants struggled with the… — Nassim Nicholas Taleb Copy Share Image
“During the meeting in Delhi with Dirac on 12 January 1955, Nehru asked him if he had any recommendations for the future… — Graham Farmelo Copy Share Image
In the heavens we discover [stars] by their light, and by their light alone ... the sole evidence of the existence of… — James Clerk Maxwell Copy Share Image
“All i have to offer is this: i hold a valid driver's license and I know the way to the hospital. I… — Brian Fies Copy Share Image
The most lasting and universal consequence of the French revolution is the metric system — Eric Hobsbawm Copy Share Image
“There is only one universal language, which is the language of numbers and proportions that are so striking and stunningly built into… — Willem Witteveen Copy Share Image
“America has faced hardships in the past but we have always mounted a comeback! We defeated the Nazis, we defeated the Native… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
“You can tell all that about me from your measuring tape?' 'Well, I use the metric system, It's the only way to… — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
“The term micro-hub didn't have much to do with the size of the drones. It was nomenclature Hail's crew used to refer… — Brett Arquette Copy Share Image
Nobody in the United States knows what either a "meter" or a "kilogram" is. The whole reason why we fought the Cold… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The weightlifting competition I saw was the women's 63 kg class. I'm not sure whether this means the actual women weighed 63… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
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