Humor Quote by Catherynne M. Valente

“Keep in mind, measurement is not just numbers, but stories.”

— Pearl Zhu

“You can talk about results all you want, but they remain nothing more than ideas until you decide exactly how you’re going to measure…

— Joseph Grenny

“No really. What exactly did you do today, Jenny? Quantify it for me." "It's not quantifiable. There aren't even metrics for the shit I…

— Jenny Lawson

“When nobody around you seems to measure up, it's time to check your yardstick.”

— Bill Lemley

“You have to look at what you have right in front of you, at what it could be, and stop measuring it against what…

— Jonathan Tropper

“…I came to understand that while many of us might default to measuring our lives by summary statistics, such as number of people presided…

— Clayton Christensen

When you can measure what you are speaking about, and express it in numbers, you know something about it.

— Lord Kelvin

You measure yourself by the people who measure themselves by you.

— Morgan Freeman

“I am a mathematician and I can confidently say that the best figure ever produced is your phone number.”

— Amit Kalantri

“All I know is that I am excessively calculating, especially when I appear not to be.”

— Dennis Covington

“If the math works, why then you should be sure of yourself. That’s the whole point of math.”

— Neal Stephenson

“How do you measure someone’s life? By the scope of their accomplishments, or the number of people they’ve touched, or by the width of…

— Yvonne Woon