Cold Quote by Dave Barry

If god had meant us to use the metric system he would have given us ten finger and ten toes.

— Judith Stone

I'm not familiar with the metric system.

— Patton Oswalt

All through my life I never did believe in human measurement. Numbers, time, inches, feet. All are just ploys for cutting nature down to…

— Louise Erdrich

There isn't a ruler, a yard stick or a measuring tape in the entire world long enough to compute the strength and capabilities inside…

— Paul J. Meyer

The monogram of our national initials, which is the symbol for our monetary unit, the dollar, is almost as frequently conjoined to the figures…

— Henry R. Towne

You'll never be able to really measure anything, right? Including teachers.

— Cathy O'Neil

In my sport, we're measured in millimeters and fractions of millimeters.

— Matt Emmons

There are some things that can't be measured.

— Julia Gillard

Just because you can measure everything doesn't mean that you should.

— W. Edwards Deming

It's never a metric, it's where the person is going or not. Metrics are used to make things work better, but don't necessarily make…

— Keith Rabois

It is much easier to make measurements than to know exactly what you are measuring

— J. W. N. Sullivan

The measurement we get when we measure something is not a property of the thing measured.

— Niels Bohr