Bars Quote by Greg Gutfeld

I want to get a job naming kitchen appliances. That seems easy; refrigerator, toaster, blender. You just say what the thing does and add…

— Mitch Hedberg

One must be able to say at all times--instead of points, straight lines, and planes--tables, chairs, and beer mugs

— David Hilbert

“I looked at the ornaments on the desk. Everything standard and all copper. A copper lamp, pen set and pencil tray, a glass and…

— Raymond Chandler

Th' first thing to have in a libry is a shelf. Fr'm time to time this can be decorated with lithrachure. But th' shelf…

— Finley Peter Dunne

“~....value simplicity in all things, never serve any aperitif but Champagne. Hard liguor requires a bar, special paraphernalia, and a variety of glasses, as…

— Mireille Guiliano

“He expected pages and pages of bright pictures of pancakes of every variety shown in plain stacks, or built into castles or bridges or…

— Michael Hoeye

I love any type of cheese, preferably on a large board with a glass of Chateauneuf-du-Pape.

— Tamzin Outhwaite

I like on the table, when we're speaking, the light of a bottle of intelligent wine.

— Pablo Neruda

Call things by their right names - Glass of brandy and water! That is the current, but not the appropriate name; ask for a…

— Robert Hall

“She turned and smiled. “Kitchen-sink pasta.” “My favorite. But you really ought to come up with a better name for it than kitchen-sink pasta.…

— Leesa Freeman

“The dining table was a plain board called by that name. It was hung on the wall when not in use, and was perched…

— Bill Bryson

“Her small bedroom was decorated with cheerfully embroidered samplers, which she had stitched herself, and a shelf containing an intricate shellwork tableau. In her…

— Janet Gleeson