Bars Quote by Greg Gutfeld

There's no such thing as a diet Snickers.

— Rev. Run

“If I were a candy bar I’d want to be a snicker, because then I’d have the last laugh!!”

— Neil Leckman

“Don’t trust the cannibal just ’cos he’s usin’ a knife and fork!”

— Terry Pratchett

“If I had seen pictures of people eating each other on the wall, I would've told him I was into cannibalism.”

— Chelsea Handler

“If you so much as snicker, I will kill you all.”

— Robin LaFevers

If a Snickers chocolate bar has 50% sugar, wouldn't it be safe to eat the other half?

— Wakas Mir

He who distinguishes the true savor of his food can never be a glutton; he who does not cannot be otherwise.

— Henry David Thoreau

“You can’t eat goat,” Buck said. “It ain’t natural. If God had wanted us to eat goat, he wouldn’t’ve made it taste like shit.”

— Django Wexler

Zac Efron would make us feel guilty for eating big dinners. He'd say, 'Do you really want to eat those carbs?' It was like,…

— Ashley Tisdale

Can the cannibal speak in the name of those he ate?

— Bill Vaughan

“You have no spirit of culinary adventure. You need to be more like that snarky guy on the Travel Channel. He goes all over…

— Janet Evanovich

Jeb Bush cheated on his diet and had a fried Snickers bar, pork on a stick, and a beer. Jeb Bush said he ate…

— Conan O'Brien