The more people that are out of work, the better for the Democrat Party. I know you might snicker at that, but… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Jeb Bush cheated on his diet and had a fried Snickers bar, pork on a stick, and a beer. Jeb Bush said… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I can't say I don't like acting, but I can't imagine a career when I have to spend 70 percent of my… — Maria Sharapova Copy Share Image
“Oh baby", Madoc groaned to the girl next to him. "Snickers ain't the only thing king sized.” — Penelope Douglas Copy Share Image
I have seen the moment of my greatness flicker, and I have seen the eternal Footman hold my coat, and snicker, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record. — James Patterson Copy Share Image
You cannot expect your children to be happy eating esoteric beige-colored foods when their friends get soda pop, Snickers, and Twinkies. — Jane Fonda Copy Share Image
If a Snickers chocolate bar has 50% sugar, wouldn't it be safe to eat the other half? — Wakas Mir Copy Share Image
KISS has always been outside of the borders of what other bands can do. Not that some of these other bands wouldn't… — Paul Stanley Copy Share Image
“Mrs. Ruchet never let her twins eat sweets but she, on the other hand, before the diet, could never get enough of… — Anna Adams Copy Share Image
When Holy Church occasionally hinted that she still considered her authority to be supreme over all nations and superior to the authority… — Walter M. Miller, Jr Copy Share Image
Everybody who runs CNN is a lot like Jon Stewart, and a lot of people who run all the other networks are… — Rick Sanchez Copy Share Image
The last year I was playing, I asked the stick boy to get me a Diet Coke and he said, "Really?" But… — Wayne Gretzky Copy Share Image
A word is an arbitrary label - that's the foundation of linguistics. But many people think otherwise. They believe in word magic:… — Steven Pinker Copy Share Image
If you're presented with choices that steer you toward your worst instincts, that's what you'll choose. If I'm presented with Snickers bars,… — Franklin Foer Copy Share Image
Shaw...has a woman ever asked you to write a poem for her?" "Good God, no," Gideon replied with a snicker. "Shaws don't… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
A novel takes the courage of a marathon runner, and as long as you have to run, you might as well be… — Leon Uris Copy Share Image
You're going to pee in someone's suitcase?" "Do you have any other ideas?" And suddenly Miracolina begins to snicker, then giggle, then… — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
Should I, after tea and cakes and ices, Have the strength to force the moment to its crisis? But though I have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roland glares at Connor and Connor glares back. Then he says what he always says at moments like this. "Nice socks." Although… — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
If you don't believe in God, it may help to remember this great line of Geneen Roth's: that awareness is learning to… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
Dude. Post-apocalyptic world. Who does job applications anymore?” “I do.” I squint at it, then him. “What are you paying me?” I… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
Very powerless people [snickers] He's such a minority, I mean, you know Please, what are you kidding? I'm telling you that everybody… — Rick Sanchez Copy Share Image
You could ask me to teach you.” “Huh?” This night is getting weird in a hurry. “Teach me like you’re teaching a… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
“Vhat ozzer abilities do you haf?" ter Borcht snapped, which his assistant waited, pen in hand. Gazzy thought. "I have X-ray vision,"… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“As there was no saddle, Lisa said to the horse, “May I pull myself up?” And damned if the horse didn’t nod.” — Jackie Kessler Copy Share Image
“I'm your personal jock-blocker, baby." Tori reached into her jeans pocket and handed over a half-eaten Snickers bar. "Happy Douche Liberation Day.” — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
World war 2 could have been prevented, if only someone had given Hitler a snickers — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My dad's been giving me Snickers since I was six years old. Since I first turned amateur, my dad's been giving it… — Andy Ruiz Jr Copy Share Image
Your 'Pringle' contains 30% potato, that yoghurt has the same amount of sugar as ice cream, that whole grain cereal bar may… — Mark Bittman Copy Share Image
Spade-“If you’d refrain from slamming my face any more into this dirty rock floor, I’ll do whatever you like,” was his even… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
Albert Einstein, who discovered that a tiny amount of mass is equal to a huge amount of energy, which explains why, as… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Jabs are the lightweight pieces of content that benefit your customers by making them laugh, snicker, ponder, play a game, feel appreciated,… — Gary Vaynerchuk Copy Share Image
“Blue-nak elakadt a lélegzete. - Jézusom, csak nem vette elő? Dean nem tehetett róla. Lenézett az ágyékára. A lány azonban a minibárt… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
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