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“As there was no saddle, Lisa said to the horse, “May I pull myself up?” And damned if the horse didn’t nod.” — Jackie Kessler Copy Share Image
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You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record. — James Patterson Copy Share Image
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You're going to pee in someone's suitcase?" "Do you have any other ideas?" And suddenly Miracolina begins to snicker, then giggle, then… — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
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You could ask me to teach you.” “Huh?” This night is getting weird in a hurry. “Teach me like you’re teaching a… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
So it’s still standing?” he managed to get out between his snickers. “I would’ve thought you two had knocked it to rubble… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
When Holy Church occasionally hinted that she still considered her authority to be supreme over all nations and superior to the authority… — Walter M. Miller, Jr Copy Share Image
KISS has always been outside of the borders of what other bands can do. Not that some of these other bands wouldn't… — Paul Stanley Copy Share Image
His face flushed, and I felt like cheering. "Yes," he said stiffly. "Besides de vings." "Hmm. Besides de vings." Nudge tapped one… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Roland glares at Connor and Connor glares back. Then he says what he always says at moments like this. "Nice socks." Although… — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
