Bars Quote by Lisa Scottoline

“If I were a candy bar I’d want to be a snicker, because then I’d have the last laugh!!”

— Neil Leckman

I get the Reese's candy bar. You look at that, there's an apostrophe-s there. That means the candy bar is his. I didn't know…

— Mitch Hedberg

“a chocolate bar on the side counts.”

— Annie Acorn

When we were kids, we would never open the minibar. A $6 Snickers bar? But the other day I was in a hotel and…

— Jennifer Lawrence

“The candy may be "prettier" than the apple, but the apple is "sweeter" than the candy.”

— Neletha Skelton

If a Snickers chocolate bar has 50% sugar, wouldn't it be safe to eat the other half?

— Wakas Mir

“Skittles: the fun,colorful candy to eat, but even funner to throw at old people. =] (yes I know funner isn't a word)”

— Joe

It's like peanut butter and chocolate. Each is great, but they're better together.

— Richard Whitehead

I vill destroy de snickers bar!" Gazzy(The Gas Man)

— James Patterson

“Love of Chocolate”

— Nicholas Reardon

I do like candy bars, but if I have more than a couple of them I break out.

— Ken Griffey Jr

The Kit Kat candy bar has the name Kit Kat imprinted into the chocolate. That robs you of chocolate! That's a clever chocolate-saving technique.

— Mitch Hedberg