Snicker on hearing his name: 'the gentleman who thinks we are descended from the apes.' — Gustave Flaubert Copy Share Image
If a Snickers chocolate bar has 50% sugar, wouldn't it be safe to eat the other half? — Wakas Mir Copy Share Image
Shaw...has a woman ever asked you to write a poem for her?" "Good God, no," Gideon replied with a snicker. "Shaws don't… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
Albert Einstein, who discovered that a tiny amount of mass is equal to a huge amount of energy, which explains why, as… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Very powerless people [snickers] He's such a minority, I mean, you know Please, what are you kidding? I'm telling you that everybody… — Rick Sanchez Copy Share Image
You cannot expect your children to be happy eating esoteric beige-colored foods when their friends get soda pop, Snickers, and Twinkies. — Jane Fonda Copy Share Image
The last year I was playing, I asked the stick boy to get me a Diet Coke and he said, "Really?" But… — Wayne Gretzky Copy Share Image
Should I, after tea and cakes and ices, Have the strength to force the moment to its crisis? But though I have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have seen the moment of my greatness flicker, and I have seen the eternal Footman hold my coat, and snicker, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If parents snicker at racial and gender jokes, another generation will pass on the poison adults still have not had the courage… — Marian Wright Edelman Copy Share Image
When we were kids, we would never open the minibar. A $6 Snickers bar? But the other day I was in a… — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
Chris Matthews is so nuts that if he ate a snickers bar it would be cannibalism. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
I'm on my version of the protein diet, but there ain't no protein in it. It's a Krispy Kreme doughnut between two… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
Every time the word 'breastfeeding' is mentioned, there's a snicker on the House floor. This has been happening since the dawn of… — Susan Molinari Copy Share Image