Funny humor Quote by Penelope Douglas

Everybody who runs CNN is a lot like Jon Stewart, and a lot of people who run all the other networks are a lot…

— Rick Sanchez

You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record.

— James Patterson

“When I feel the Snickers bar in my hand, I know I'm in the inner sanctum.”

— Susan Ee

Spade-“If you’d refrain from slamming my face any more into this dirty rock floor, I’ll do whatever you like,” was his even reply. “Fancy…

— Jeaniene Frost

There's no such thing as a diet Snickers.

— Rev. Run

Jeb Bush cheated on his diet and had a fried Snickers bar, pork on a stick, and a beer. Jeb Bush said he ate…

— Conan O'Brien

Dude. Post-apocalyptic world. Who does job applications anymore?” “I do.” I squint at it, then him. “What are you paying me?” I angle. “Dude.…

— Karen Marie Moning

My dad's been giving me Snickers since I was six years old. Since I first turned amateur, my dad's been giving it to me.

— Andy Ruiz Jr

A word is an arbitrary label - that's the foundation of linguistics. But many people think otherwise. They believe in word magic: that uttering…

— Steven Pinker

Will somebody get North Korea a Snickers?

— Anonymous

The more people that are out of work, the better for the Democrat Party. I know you might snicker at that, but it's the…

— Rush Limbaugh

“As there was no saddle, Lisa said to the horse, “May I pull myself up?” And damned if the horse didn’t nod.”

— Jackie Kessler