Nothing is certain in life but death and taxes. And in Donald Trump's case, lies. — Pamela Meyer Copy Share Image
In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
“He said that there was death and taxes, and taxes was worse, because at least death didn’t happen to you every year.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“No defeat, no surrender Ain't no pockets in a shroud There is nothing so sure in life as death and taxes” — Ninette Kelly Copy Share Image
Apart from death and taxes, the one thing that's certain in this life is that I'll never be a fashion icon. — Bruce Dickinson Copy Share Image
Forget death and taxes. The only sure thing is that, win or lose, Don King is counting the money. — Tim Witherspoon Copy Share Image
“They say that nothing is certain but death and taxes, and I already screwed one of those up, so I better pay… — Edmund Alexander Sims Copy Share Image
They say death and taxes are the only things that are inevitable. The truth is, you can not pay your taxes. I've… — Steve Earle Copy Share Image
When the world changes, you have to adapt and change with it. It's not just death and taxes that we can always… — Christopher Jones Copy Share Image
We have long had death and taxes as the two standards of inevitability. But there are those who believe that death is… — Erwin Griswold Copy Share Image
“Benjamin Franklin was certain of two things: death and taxes. Taoists are simpler. We are certain of only one thing: change, in… — Qiguang Zhao Copy Share Image
Not the man in the moon, not the groaning-board, not the speaking of friar Bacon's brazen- head, not the inspiration of mother… — Daniel Defoe Copy Share Image
Our new Constitution is now established, and has an appearance that promises permanency; but in the world nothing can be said to… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
We are not certain, we are never certain. If we were we could reach some conclusions, and we could, at last, make… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
But in this world nothing is sure but death and taxes. [Fr., Mais dons ce monde, il n'y a rien d'assure que… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
“I felt rather than saw him shift closer. “If you’re not interested in me as something permanent, then you need to tell… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
When we are relaxed and reasonable content, we are naturally wise. We accept that life is unpredictable, unreliable. We say jokingly or… — Sylvia Boorstein Copy Share Image
Really living without clutter takes an iron will ... This involves eternal watchfulness and that oldest and most relentless of the housewife's… — Ada Louise Huxtable Copy Share Image
Everybody has accepted by now that change is unavoidable. But that still implies that change is like death and taxes - it… — Peter Drucker Copy Share Image
“Indeed, taxation and other forms of aggression-through-government are so taken for granted in our culture that one of our most popular sayings… — Mary J. Ruwart Copy Share Image
“Last reason for reading horror: it’s a rehearsal for death. It’s a way to get ready. People say there’s nothing sure but… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
You are told from the moment you enter school that time is constant. It never changes. It is one of those set… — S.C. Stephens Copy Share Image
“I knew there was evil in the world. Death and taxes were all necessary evils. So was shopping. "I hate shopping," I… — Lisa Shearin Copy Share Image
“You are told from the moment you enter school that time is constant. It never changes. It is one of those set… — S.C. Stephens Copy Share Image
If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
“There are only two things worse then an empty canvas: death and taxes.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It used to be that death and taxes alone were inevitable. Now there's shipping and handling. — Bert Murray Copy Share Image
“Death and taxes are the only two certainties in life, as Mark Twain once said. Or was it Benjamin Franklin?” — Stephen Leather Copy Share Image
The difference between death and taxes, is Death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets Will Rogers — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image