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Death Quote by Lisa Shearin

“I knew there was evil in the world. Death and taxes were all necessary evils. So was shopping. "I hate shopping," I muttered. "Of course you do," Phaelan said. "You're a Benares, [the daughter of a long line of professional thieves]. We're not used to paying for anything." Phaelan was my cousin…” quote by Lisa Shearin
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““I knew there was evil in the world. Death and taxes were all necessary evils. So was shopping. "I hate shopping," I muttered. "Of course you do," Phaelan said. "You're a Benares, [the daughter of a long line of professional thieves]. We're not used to paying for anything." Phaelan was my cousin; he called himself a seafaring businessman. Law enforcement in every major city called him "that damned pirate," or less flattering epithets, none of them repeatable here. ... "Have you considered something in scarlet leather?" Phaelan mused from beside me. "Have you considered just painting a bull's eye on my back?" I retorted. My cousin wasn't with me because he liked shopping. He was by my side because being within five feet of me was a guarantee of getting into trouble of the worst kind. Phaelan hadn't plundered or pillaged anything in weeks. He was bored. So this morning, he was a cocky, swaggering invitation for Trouble to bring it on and do her worst.””

Lisa Shearin

About This Quote

Source Novel: Unknown (fictional dialogue), 2020s

The speaker reflects on the inevitability of evils like death, taxes, and even shopping, while noting that a mischievous cousin thrives on causing trouble.

In simple terms: Evil is inevitable; trouble follows the mischievous.

Key Takeaway

Embrace caution around troublemakers.

Themes

evility danger family dynamics

Mood

wry reflective cautious

Type

literary dialogue character study

When to use this quote

  • Everyday interactions
  • family gatherings
  • risky ventures
  • ethical dilemmas

Key Concepts

Moral relativism free will risk assessment

Questions to Reflect On

  • How do you balance curiosity with safety?
  • When does mischief become harmful?
A Different Perspective

The quote romanticizes trouble, ignoring real consequences.

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