Death Quote by Lisa Shearin
““I knew there was evil in the world. Death and taxes were all necessary evils. So was shopping. "I hate shopping," I muttered. "Of course you do," Phaelan said. "You're a Benares, [the daughter of a long line of professional thieves]. We're not used to paying for anything." Phaelan was my cousin; he called himself a seafaring businessman. Law enforcement in every major city called him "that damned pirate," or less flattering epithets, none of them repeatable here. ... "Have you considered something in scarlet leather?" Phaelan mused from beside me. "Have you considered just painting a bull's eye on my back?" I retorted. My cousin wasn't with me because he liked shopping. He was by my side because being within five feet of me was a guarantee of getting into trouble of the worst kind. Phaelan hadn't plundered or pillaged anything in weeks. He was bored. So this morning, he was a cocky, swaggering invitation for Trouble to bring it on and do her worst.””
About This Quote
Source Novel: Unknown (fictional dialogue), 2020s
The speaker reflects on the inevitability of evils like death, taxes, and even shopping, while noting that a mischievous cousin thrives on causing trouble.
In simple terms: Evil is inevitable; trouble follows the mischievous.
Embrace caution around troublemakers.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- Everyday interactions
- family gatherings
- risky ventures
- ethical dilemmas
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- How do you balance curiosity with safety?
- When does mischief become harmful?
The quote romanticizes trouble, ignoring real consequences.