You must remind yourself at all times that the golf ball is nothing. It's an object. It's something to be swatted and… — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
I haven't looked for a golf ball since mulligans were free, which was a law I passed in 1995. — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the… — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
Always keep in mind that if God didn't want a man to have mulligans, golf balls wouldn't come three to a sleeve. — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
My aunt got me interested in journalism - she found an old typewriter, had it worked over, put it on the dining room table,… — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
You count a man's U.S. Amateur titles after he starts winning professional majors. That's something any intelligent golf writer with a sense of history… — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
The Masters, while it has slowly gained equal importance as a major, isn't really the championship of anything. — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
Lonnie says it doesn't take long to write a song if you're stricken with a severe case of the Tennysons. He wasn't necessarily talking… — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
If you're a friend or a relative of George Herbert Walker Bush, Prez 41, or George W. Bush, Prez 43, or any other Bushes,… — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
I just come from a school where you have to win something to be accepted. — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
There have been so many great tournaments that I've been privileged to see, and people paid me to go watch, that I'm awfully grateful… — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
Until Sammy Baugh - pro football in Texas was a one-paragraph story on the third page of the Monday sports section. — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
