Facebook Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “Sex whilst wearing two condoms - Prudential” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook Facebook status Funny Funny facebook status Jokes Shit talking Twitter Witty
You know you're in love when you wear condoms while having sex with other women. — Owen Wilson Copy Share Image
Condoms will break, but I can assure you that vows of abstinence will break more easily than condoms. — Joycelyn Elders Copy Share Image
Boy: It's awkward buying condoms. Girl: It's awkward walking around pregnant. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The first thought that goes through my mind, right after I close the bedroom door, and right before I put on a condom is, — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Condoms are just like parents...they are there to protect you, but usually it's more fun when they're not around. — Carlos De'shawn Banks Copy Share Image
Condoms: If you are not 100% satisfied with our product, Happy Fathers Day! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You better put a condom on - if you're gonna act like a dick you need to dress like one — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Me? I like wearing a condom. It means I'm having sex. I already spend most of my time NOT wearing one. It's like a… — David Mazzucchelli Copy Share Image
Here's a condom. I figured since you're acting like a dick you should start to dress like one. — Patience Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're on Facebook, and you're supposed to know your sexual orientation at 13... Nobody really knows what's going on at that time, and people… — John Cameron Mitchell Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Going through unknown people's profiles and judging them by their pictures is totally normal. — Pradeep Chandra Copy Share Image
As long as that special person makes YOU happy, it shouldn't matter what other people say. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
