Humor Quote by Anonymous

“I’ve never wanted to insert my penis into a body more than I do yours.”

— Rachel Robinson

“My penis isn’t big. It just appeared that way because the midget’s hands were so small.”

— Jarod Kintz

“And don’t even get me started on penis size. Really, it just gets better the farther south your eyes go—trust me.”

— Rachel Van Dyken

“As I write this, I live in a household with a husband, three sons, a male dog, and a male cat. I am the…

— Kristin van Ogtrop

“A penis has never been something that you pick up and put down and put away idly without consideration.”

— Larry Kramer

“She’s the kind of woman where if you give her an inch, she’ll take the whole penis.
 She took all I had, and she…

— Jarod Kintz

“So, what do you do when you’re too big, in a world where bigness is cast not only as aesthetically objectionable, but also as…

— Lindy West

“Thank God I have enough skin to cover my entire body. But just barely. If my penis were a mere 2.54 centimeters longer, I…

— Jarod Kintz

“Do you want to know why men name their penis? So the most important decisions in their life aren't made by a stranger.”

— Linda Howard

“How big is my penis? Big enough to touch my hands.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I've given up men. It's true. At first, I was just going to give up attorneys, but that seemed immature - and far too…

— Jill Shalvis

“Anybody can grow a bone in the penis; you don't have to be particularly healthy or tough.”

— Richard Dawkins