Quote by Larry Kramer

“I may have overmothered you and screwed you up in ways large and small, but I think it’s time you took some measure of…

— Anonymous

“Do you want to know why men name their penis? So the most important decisions in their life aren't made by a stranger.”

— Linda Howard

“Because I feel as if I let it down. As if it needed something from me, I was its only hope, and now that…

— R.J. Silver

“Can you put your finger away please? Every time you point I see a penis.”

— Portlandia

“Please don’t step on my penis. And pick it up off the floor if you see it’s fallen out of my pocket.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Unfortunately, he was a man through and through, and therefore had a penis, which meant that there'd be no reasoning with him.”

— Jill Shalvis

“It's not a nice thing to send a penis to a woman. It's disrespectful.”

— Janet Evanovich

“Darling, I have a penis. Ergo I have no preferences.”

— MaryJanice Davidson

“You can't just accidentally penis somebody.”

— Christopher Moore

“I’ve never wanted to insert my penis into a body more than I do yours.”

— Rachel Robinson

“There is never a penis that is as comfortable hard as it is soft in a pair of jeans.”

— John Goode

“I've given up men. It's true. At first, I was just going to give up attorneys, but that seemed immature - and far too…

— Jill Shalvis