Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Let’s go before you whip your dick out to see which one is bigger.” “Babe, he can’t win there either. You’ve seen my dick.…

— Natasha Madison

“A brick could be used as a penis enlargement aid. Just tie a string around both your penis and a brick, and drop the…

— Jarod Kintz

“the truth may hurt initially, but it heals much better than the rigid scar caused by a lie!”

— Candice Dow

At the bar: Man: what to hear a story about my penis? oh nevermind its too long. Women: hmm I was going to tell…

— Jessica

“A brick could be employed to stop global warming, by using it to clog up the world’s smallest volcano. I would use my penis…

— Jarod Kintz

“It's been so long, i'm afraid to get laid now! I got so much internal pressure built up that i'd probably blow a hole…

— Warren Ellis

“My penis is so long that my urethra—not including my bladder—just my urethra, can hold up to 20 gallons of urine. I also possess…

— Jarod Kintz

“Maybe one day I’ll be a real boy. Maybe then my untruthful nose won’t be longer than my truthfully aroused penis.”

— Jarod Kintz

“How big is my penis? Big enough to touch my hands.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I told you. I'm always hard for you, I'm just good at hiding it. Which, actually, isn't easy when your dick is the size…

— Karina Halle

“It took him a long, miserable time before he realized the truth of things: There is a great deal of difference between a penis…

— Patrick Rothfuss

“Each one of my nostrils is the size of my urethra. Every breath smells like piss.”

— Jarod Kintz