Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Lies, my dear boy, can easily be recognized. There are two kind of them: those with short legs, and those with long noses. Your…

— Carlo Collodi

“I wish my nose would blow me for once.”

— Brian Celio

“I want to roll my eyes, but I'm pretty soon they're going to get stuck in the back of my head, and penis puns…

— Lauren Morrill

“Indeed, sir, if your metaphor stink, I will stop up my nose, or against any man's metaphor.”

— William Shakespeare

“My honesty now is merely a long-term investment in my own plausibility. Because there may come a day when I really need to lie,…

— Jo Nesbø

“Anyone who makes my fantasies come true the way you do can't be real." I take his hands and place them on my breasts.…

— Georgia Cates

“No fictional boy has ever compared to you.”

— Jay McLean

“Look, I have a huge penis," he states.”

— Samantha Towle

“Your penis betrayed you, son. Made you think stupid. It won't be the last time that happens.”

— Justin Halpern

“Fictional boys are better then real boys.”

— Anonymous

“I took a deep breath and sighed in awe. My proverbial penis had just gotten a serious chubby.”

— J.L. McCoy

“And don’t even get me started on penis size. Really, it just gets better the farther south your eyes go—trust me.”

— Rachel Van Dyken