Humor Quote by J.L. McCoy

“I really wish I could confirm to him that you do in fact have a penis. A very big and pretty penis,” Blaire whispered.…

— Abbi Glines

“Her eyes widened, convinced by the size of it that his shaft was fully erect. She blinked several times. No, she was wrong. The…

— Michelle M. Pillow

“You had no complaints the other night. In fact, I remember you commenting on my massive size.” “Girth is more important to me, and…

— Leta Blake

“Look, I have a huge penis," he states.”

— Samantha Towle

“Holy shit, you're so big." He wasn't a conceited ass when it came to his dick, but it wasn't the first time he'd heard…

— Gina L. Maxwell

“I kept quiet, did what he wanted, and was rewarded by his lips brushing against my navel, then the insides of my thighs. I…

— Megan Erickson

“Oh my God, you're huge." She struggled to get her hands to the ends of the long sleeves. The garment hung to her knees.…

— Krystal Shannan

“I wrapped my hand around his shaft. He was a big boy like me. Wide and long. He was so pale I could clearly…

— James Cox

“My penis isn’t big. It just appeared that way because the midget’s hands were so small.”

— Jarod Kintz

“JUST so you know, I don’t have a gargantuan penis.”

— T.J. Klune

“He hesitated. “We’ve been told we’re larger than typical males.” Larger. She swallowed. “I can deal with that. Larger as in ‘just a bit…

— Laurann Dohner

“It had fucking flattered me more than it should have, that moment he saw my dick. I hadn’t even been fully erect. I wanted…

— James Cox