Funny Quote by Brian Celio Download Open image ““I wish my nose would blow me for once.”” — Brian Celio ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor
“If you were to talk about your nose, I’d take everything you’d say at face value.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I wish I could stuff my mouth full of raindrops and fill my pockets full of snow. I wish I could trace the veins… — Tahereh Mafi Copy Share Image
“Not only am I thinking about getting a nose job, but I’m also trying to get employment for the rest of my face.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“If I could change one thing about myself, I’d pick a new nose, because I’m tired of picking this one. Oh, and I’d stop… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I pierced my nose,” I said, dropping my chin just a little as my confidence faded. “I can see that,” she said blandly. “What… — Monica Alexander Copy Share Image
“... my face is buried in the soft material of his shirt and my cheek is pressed against his chest and he smells like… — Tahereh Mafi Copy Share Image
“Indeed, sir, if your metaphor stink, I will stop up my nose, or against any man's metaphor.” — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home? — Brian Celio Copy Share Image
“Postmodernism has turned into this devil's vortex where no matter what you do, your neck will be turned and your face shoved into a… — Brian Celio Copy Share Image
I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed? — Brian Celio Copy Share Image
A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a… — Brian Celio Copy Share Image
I write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from somebody really clever. — Brian Celio Copy Share Image
What's love if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get back once lost? What's hate if not the thing you'll do… — Brian Celio Copy Share Image
Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put… — Brian Celio Copy Share Image
I imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather torturous. — Brian Celio Copy Share Image
“History, lie of our lives, mire of our loins. Our sins, our souls. Hiss-tih-ree: the tip of the pen taking a trip of three… — Brian Celio Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
