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“I write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from somebody really clever.”

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I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?

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He has your finger, but I have your heart.

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“Postmodernism has turned into this devil's vortex where no matter what you do, your neck will be turned and your face shoved into a…

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I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?

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A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a…

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What's love if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get back once lost? What's hate if not the thing you'll do…

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Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put…

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I imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather torturous.

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Don't hate me 'cause I'm booed a fool!

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Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel.

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“History, lie of our lives, mire of our loins. Our sins, our souls. Hiss-tih-ree: the tip of the pen taking a trip of three…

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Get tough: don't work under pressure; work over pressure.

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Need to go to the pharmacy, because I'm so sick!

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'I Love You' fails to sum up all the memories, smiles, laughs, trials, and tribulations.

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People may say that what I do is very clever, but it's not really at all. It's not Swift.

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