Betrayal Quote by Justin Halpern

“Unfortunately, he was a man through and through, and therefore had a penis, which meant that there'd be no reasoning with him.”

— Jill Shalvis

“Oh, thank God. It wasn’t the penis talk.”

— Courtney Milan

“Yeah, listen you should really stop now, because I’m betting on the smartest thing that ever could come out of your mouth is a…

— Christine Zolendz

“Please, allow me a moment to put my penis back where it belongs. I should never have taken it out of its plastic wrapping…

— Jarod Kintz

“You can't just accidentally penis somebody.”

— Christopher Moore

“Shit! I need to tell him about the other penises in my life.”

— B.J. Harvey

“Maybe one day I’ll be a real boy. Maybe then my untruthful nose won’t be longer than my truthfully aroused penis.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Would you actually believe that you had committed your foolish acts in order to spare your son from committing them too?”

— Hermann Hesse

“He'd asked me to marry him. He'd kissed me. Twice. He said he loved me. What a scum, rat, dog bastard. I wouldn't sleep…

— Gena Showalter

“It's not your fault you had an unwanted dick in you.”

— Rebecca O'Donnell

“I may have overmothered you and screwed you up in ways large and small, but I think it’s time you took some measure of…

— Anonymous

“Hold up. How do you accidentally have sex with somebody?” Adina scoffed. “Is she all, ‘Oh, I’m so sorry, I didn’t see your penis…

— Libba Bray