“A brick is blocking my urethra. But it’s not painful, because my penis is just that big. Oh yes, it’s as big… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I texted my girlfriend a picture of my flaccid penis. I just wanted to let her know I was thinking about her. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Do you think the penis ever gets tired?" Whose? Anybody's. I mean anybody with one. Does the penis ever just think: for… — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
“You see, the penis, it's so graceless, wouldn't you agree? When it's cold and shrivelled up, it looks like W.H. Auden in… — Yann Martel Copy Share Image
