“A brick is blocking my urethra. But it’s not painful, because my penis is just that big. Oh yes, it’s as big… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Have I ever been in love? Have your ears ever itched from inside your urethra?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
