America Quote by Jon Stewart

I will come across this table and rip out your urethra tubes

— Madea

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

— Andy Rooney

“Have I ever been in love? Have your ears ever itched from inside your urethra?”

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick is blocking my urethra. But it’s not painful, because my penis is just that big. 
Oh yes, it’s as big as this…

— Jarod Kintz

About one-half of the members of Congress are seekers for office at the nomination of the President. Of the remainder, at least one-half have…

— John Quincy Adams

As the first Member of Congress from western Washington to serve on the House Agriculture Committee in over 50 years, I am proud to…

— Rick Larsen

As the longest serving Independent in the history of the United States Congress, as somebody who came into office by defeating an incumbent Democratic…

— Bernie Sanders

“ Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or…

— United States Congress

Can you understand why the Congress, most states and most cities refuse to pass legislation requiring the registration and licensing of any and all…

— Malcolm Forbes

The Constitution is very clear on the - on the declaration of war or reacting to international crimes - crimes against nations. It is…

— Joe Pitts

It's disgraceful that year after year, Congress has bowed to the tobacco lobby and refused to act.

— Edward Kennedy

So our focus has to be on the things that we can control, which is to take the necessary measures working with Congress to…

— Jay Carney