Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““Your penis is a whistle. My penis is a flute. And I’ve got a tromboner for your girl.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“You make me feel like honey and trombones. You make me feel like honey and trombones.” — Anis Mojgani Copy Share Image
“The horn . . . is the joint hardest instrument to learn. . . . (The other is the oboe).” — Jasper Rees Copy Share Image
“Now I am a tin whistle Through which God blows, And I wish to God I were a trumpet --But why, God only knows.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If you don't blow your own horn, someone else will use it as a spittoon. ” — Kenneth H. Blanchard Copy Share Image
The trombone is not meant for romance... any instrument that hawks up it's own loogie every ten minutes is not meant for wooin' the… — David Crowe Copy Share Image
“Take notes, boys! The ladies always love a man who can play an instrument!” Lindsay snorted, “Your instrument doesn’t even like girls, Rusty!” “Doesn’t… — Cora Carmack Copy Share Image
“I want to feel like honey and trombones. I want to feel like honey and trombones” — Anis Mojgani Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
